Penguinz0 Reacts to Hilariously Bad Martial Art Fails

Some of these guys really think they're channeling forbidden energy with these no-touch knockouts. It's one of the most baffling things to see a grown man flail his arms and watch five of his loyal students theatrically collapse to the ground. This isn't martial arts; it's a poorly rehearsed high school play, and the lead thinks he's a prime Steven Seagal. The level of commitment to the bit is almost respectable if it wasn't so unbelievably painful to watch. Then you get the aspiring ninjas with katanas who nearly take their own ear off trying to slice a stationary water bottle. The unearned confidence they have right before the spectacular failure is what makes it absolute gold. As a certified black belt myself—don't look it up, just trust me—I can tell you this isn't how it's done. This whole compilation of martial art fails that penguinz0 covers is a masterclass in what happens when ego and a complete lack of coordination collide spectacularly. Of course, I couldn't just sit back and criticize without offering some of my own peerless expertise. I had to get up and show the world what real, practiced technique looks like. My form is flawless, a symphony of barely-controlled movements that would make Bruce Lee weep with… some emotion, probably. Watching MoistCr1tikal demonstrate the 'damp fist' technique after seeing these frauds is the only way to cleanse your palate. The whole thing is a journey from absolute cringe to pure, unadulterated mastery.