MoistCr1TiKaL Reacts to Modern Psychopath Jacob Wohl

This dude Jacob Wohl might have the worst success rate of any criminal mastermind in history. Oki'sWeirdStories dropped a documentary calling him a 'modern psychopath,' and it's a deep dive into the most pathetic, poorly-executed schemes you'll ever see. He genuinely tries to operate like some shadowy puppet master, but every single plan he concocts blows up in his face in the most public and embarrassing way imaginable. It’s like watching a toddler try to pull off a bank heist with a water pistol and a note written in crayon. The sheer audacity combined with a total lack of self-awareness is a spectacle, and why this penguinz0 reaction is just gold. His entire operation with his partner-in-crime, Jack Burkman, is a certified disaster-piece. These two have allegedly tried to frame multiple public figures for assault, and every attempt was so transparently fake it crosses from pathetic into high art. They'd hold these bizarre press conferences in a driveway, with Burkman's fly famously down, making wild accusations that nobody believed for a single second. The documentary covers how they'd allegedly fake threats against themselves for sympathy, only to have it backfire completely. The level of delusion required to think any of this would actually work is staggering, and watching the moistcr1tikal reaction just highlights every absurd detail. Honestly, I'm not sure if 'psychopath' is even the right term, because most of his plots seem more designed to humiliate himself than to actually succeed. This isn't some 4D chess-playing villain from a spy thriller; it's a guy who thinks he's a genius but can't even stage a convincing lie without tripping over his own shoelaces. It's a masterclass in cringe and a perfect example of why some people should have their internet access permanently revoked. The whole thing is a car crash of incompetence you just can't look away from.