MoistCr1TiKaL Reacts to Insane Fake Dating Guru Advice

Someone really looked at human interaction and thought, 'You know what this needs? A manual that's as helpful as a screen door on a submarine.' This has to be one of the most delusional dating guides ever written. The entire premise is built on a foundation of pure, unadulterated cringe, with tips so bizarre they feel like they were generated by an AI that was only fed restraining orders and episodes of To Catch a Predator. The author genuinely believes that the key to a woman's heart is to make her as uncomfortable as humanly possible from the jump. The 'techniques' are where this thing truly transcends into a work of art. The guide suggests one of the best opening moves is to just flat-out accuse a woman of being 'naughty.' Yeah, that's not condescending or creepy at all. If that doesn't work, you're encouraged to share unsolicited anatomy facts. Because what woman doesn't love a pop quiz on the human body from a complete stranger at a bar? As penguinz0 points out, it’s a strategy so galaxy-brained it loops back around to being complete idiocy. Then there's the advice to use hand gestures to 'make things more physical,' which is just a fancy way of saying 'ignore personal space entirely.' Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, the guide brings out role-playing as a way to 'lighten the mood.' The sheer level of social unawareness required to follow any of this is genuinely breathtaking. This isn't just bad advice; it's a meticulously crafted roadmap for social self-destruction. Watching moistcr1tikal dissect this nonsense is the only way to process the sheer insanity. It’s a hilarious look into the mind of a fake dating guru whose only expertise seems to be in collecting HR complaints.