Penguinz0 Sees How Many Doors a Crossbow Can Pierce
Someone really put their cameraman behind a closet door that a crossbow bolt had just completely annihilated. That's some next-level trust, or maybe just a profound misunderstanding of basic physics. The bolt went clean through like it was made of wet paper, which of course leads to the ultimate scientific question: just how many doors does it take to stop one of these things? This is the kind of critical data they don't teach you in school. The first test immediately throws a wrench in everything I thought I knew about pointy objects. They fire a bolt with *no tip* at a lineup of doors, and it plows through a staggering 6.5 of them. A blunt piece of metal. My brain automatically assumed the field point tip would be way more effective, but it actually performed worse. The Broadhead, which looks like it could decapitate a T-Rex, barely did better than the field point. The logic here is completely backwards, but as moistcr1tikal points out, the raw, tipless shaft is the real menace. So the ultimate takeaway from this absolute chaos is that if you're ever being hunted by some psycho with a crossbow, you need to barricade yourself behind at least six, maybe seven doors. One flimsy interior door isn't going to do jack squat. This is valuable information for the inevitable apocalypse. Forget complex barricades and just start hoarding doors. Watching this penguinz0 clip is probably the most practical, if unhinged, home defense guide on the internet.