Penguinz0 Discovers the Truth About Cyanide in Almonds

My entire reality just got shattered by a single sentence in my Twitch chat. Someone casually mentioned that almonds, the snack I've been mindlessly munching on for years, contain cyanide. You can't just drop that kind of information on a person mid-stream and expect them to be okay. It feels like a deep betrayal. I'm sitting here, holding a handful of what I thought was a healthy snack, and now I'm being told it's a low-grade assassination attempt from Mother Nature herself. The sheer whiplash from 'ooh, protein' to 'ooh, poison' is something I wasn't prepared for on a Tuesday afternoon. This immediately sent me down a spiral of questions. How is this legal? Are we all just collectively agreeing to ignore the fact that these little nuts are laced with one of the most famous poisons in history? Chat was, of course, no help, just fueling the fire with 'facts' that may or may not be from a 2004 Wikipedia entry. Is it just bitter almonds, or all of them? How many would it take? It’s moments like these where I realize the internet was a mistake. This is the kind of pointless, yet life-altering, information that I, as penguinz0, seem to attract. Honestly, this whole ordeal has made me question everything. What's next? Are apples trying to kill me with their seeds? You just can't trust anything anymore. This single fact has completely ruined almonds for me forever. Every time I look at one now, I'm just going to see a tiny, brown, crunchy capsule of death. So if you want to see the exact moment my trust in healthy snacks was completely obliterated, this is the clip. The existential crisis this moistcr1tikal moment captures is truly something to behold.